Latest writing

3 months ago

Diane Keaton couldn’t help but be herself.

I know that 79 is not young, but how old does that make me? Old enough to know the totality of loss incurred in the world of existing talent, now that Diane Keaton has died, but young enough to wonder with uncertainty who among our later generations of women could dare to compete or compare.

4 months ago

I’m obsessed with a TV show I cannot understand!

The long-running, and apparently very beloved and successful sitcom Sgudi 'Snaysi' is in the Zulu language, and it ran for almost a decade.

4 months ago

Once upon a time, I was Canada’s biggest fanboy

I thought British Columbia was the best of both worlds - European colonialism and American newness together in a perfect blend. And they had all-dressed potato chips!

4 months ago

Lost in Paris: A bildungsroman if ever there were one!

This story (which I typed myself and wrote myself in 3rd grade) has more plotline holes than a block of Swiss cheese. But my word choice, my choice of topics, and my ability to type that much text is quite an intelligent output for a 9 year old.

4 months ago

A butte-iful place to stop.

Boy, do I miss living west of the Mississippi River.

5 months ago

I’m the family’s unknown boy

Pratfalls, nuisances, hard-boiled eggs, and golden curls of envy hair

5 months ago

I’m winning!

I think it's time for some uplifting music from: Santana!

6 months ago

I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me.

Hey lady, you, lady, cursin' at your life! You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife!