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A developer designer data nerd Texan based in NYC.

I’ve been a site and app developer since 2010. I also love to write, and advice is always free.  Feel free to peruse my resume and portfolio, or get in touch with me directly.

Latest writing

Diane keaton sleeper oral sex

I know that 79 is not young, but how old does that make me? Old enough to know the totality of loss incurred in the world of existing talent, now that Diane …

Sgudi snaysi screenshot

The long-running, and apparently very beloved and successful sitcom Sgudi 'Snaysi' is in the Zulu language, and it ran for almost a decade.

Matt rutledge in victoria, bc, 1996

I thought British Columbia was the best of both worlds - European colonialism and American newness together in a perfect blend. And they had all-dressed potato chips!

Lost in paris

This story (which I typed myself and wrote myself in 3rd grade) has more plotline holes than a block of Swiss cheese. But my word choice, my choice of topics, and my …