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I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me.

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Paradise
Absolutely Fabulous
Jennifer Saunders
Eddy

Sometimes I’ve been to cryin’ for unborn children
That might have made me complete!
But I, I took the sweet life and never knew I’d be bitter from the sweet
I spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that cost too much to be free

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